I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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