you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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