Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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