there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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