come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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