Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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