No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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