"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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