what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
