Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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