At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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