I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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