He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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