remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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