we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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