she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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