i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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