Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
