You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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