I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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