he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
