David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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