Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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