using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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