Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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