She said her name was "party"
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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