it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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