Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
