Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i out mim tonsoeep
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