just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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