I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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