Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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