sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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