you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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