I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
where are my eyebrows?
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