She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
