I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You left your underwear on the fireplace
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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