we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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