Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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