Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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