been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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