I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
