I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
