just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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