Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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