you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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