I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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