STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize