the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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