I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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