You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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