Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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