then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
