I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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