Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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