How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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